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Politics

Bill O’Reilly is Only Half Right on the Oil Issue

So far the Republicans have been on the losing end of the oil debate, which is unfortunate because the Democrats approach is right out of a fantasy land and counter to any measure of common sense. Yet the Republican’s can’t afford to cede the issue to Democrats. O’Reilly is correct in when he [...]

Cyber Tales, Politics

Garfield on the Oil Crisis

A lot of you folks can’t understand how we came
to have an oil shortage in our country.
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Well, there’s a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn’t know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in
Alaska
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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And
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Texas
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HOWEVER - Our
DIPSTICKS
Are All located in
Washington, DC !!!
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Any [...]